Thursday, April 24, 2014

That's Our Norm.... and a little bit of humor


What is it like when single people live by themselves? If you must know, it’s basically a paradise of their own making. You set things up exactly as you want to without compromise. The people out there in relationships may never understand this freedom. I am proud to say I have been free for the last three years. Trust me: it can be much more difficult than having a relationship at times.

We folk are the outside looking in, analyzing your every move because our minds are free from the worries of human attachment. We are free to think, act, and feel exactly as we want to, unencumbered. We can even lie to ourselves without actual consequences.  We can even sit around and be lazy, while the rest of the world assumes that you are just incredibly busy… just as you have told them you are.

Really difficult questions can arise when you live by yourself… questions… realizations of magnitude that many could appreciate…

The stuff you buy for yourself is the only thing you have to look forward to.

Self-parties are the best thing in the world. I would say it’s quite similar to a phenomenon that most will never understand.

You just want to find someone who likes your stuff as much as you do. Yes, we do share sometimes….

When you actually have people over, you really show them a good time. Like a really good time…

What the hell do you do when your place is just as sexy as you are? Call the police and report a crime. Life sentence. 

Maybe all of it seems strange to you because it is opposite your norm. Well, that's our norm.